Olympic Women's Wrestling

Here's a screen capture from the women's 72kg division Olympic wrestling match between American Ali Bernard and China's Wang Jiao. The Olympics are supposed to open China up to the world - but it seems like this Chinese wrestler is doing the opening herself. I don't know much about women's wrestling beyond the baby oil variation - but something tells me this can't be legal. Shocking I tell you. Shocking.

Beijing 2008: Opening Ceremonies

Along with 3 billion other people around the world on Friday night, I watched the Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony. And for the first time in Lazy Asian history, I am going to celebrate the exact opposite of Asian Laziness - Asian hardwork, ingenuity, and proclivity to procreate. The show that my fellow 15,000 Asians pulled off was ridiculous. There aren't too many times in your life when you can't believe what you see. But within a span of just 4 hours, the Chinese pulled it off, again, and again, and again. And that was even before the Olympic flame was lit.

At some point during the show, I bet there was a collective moment when white people around the world were crapping in their pants. That's right bitches - yellow power is here to stay. You might as well give up now London 2012. There's no way you're going come close to matching that show. Unless you get Elizabeth Hurley to dance naked.