Sex and the City

The biggest non-event is finally here. Sex and the City the movie opens today. It's hard for me to understand why anyone would want to watch a group of superficial, narcissistic women live their pathetic lives - but for some reason, people like this crap. Plus, if I wanted to see a horse, I'd wait until the Belmont Stakes next weekend.

The reviews are in - and suprise, surprise - they all pretty much suck. It just goes to show that fancy outfits, designer purses, and constant whining aren't enough to make a good movie. You really need a man in an iron suit, hot chicks, and big explosions to make anything entertaining.

Some of you ladies out there will ignore my advice and still see this movie. Do what you want, but just realize that while you spend $10 for 2 hours worth of boredom with your girlfriends, your boyfriends will be spending $300 on 2 hours worth of lapdances.