Monday, August 11, 2008

Beijing 2008: Opening Ceremonies

Along with 3 billion other people around the world on Friday night, I watched the Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony. And for the first time in Lazy Asian history, I am going to celebrate the exact opposite of Asian Laziness - Asian hardwork, ingenuity, and proclivity to procreate. The show that my fellow 15,000 Asians pulled off was ridiculous. There aren't too many times in your life when you can't believe what you see. But within a span of just 4 hours, the Chinese pulled it off, again, and again, and again. And that was even before the Olympic flame was lit.

At some point during the show, I bet there was a collective moment when white people around the world were crapping in their pants. That's right bitches - yellow power is here to stay. You might as well give up now London 2012. There's no way you're going come close to matching that show. Unless you get Elizabeth Hurley to dance naked.


At 6:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ummmmm chinese people suck! & always will...go back to china where you belong!!!

At 11:55 PM, Anonymous Eddie said...

hahaha "anonymous". You're about as hilarious as you are smart. I hope you'll still have the same sense of humor when you're working for us chinese people.

At 11:21 PM, Anonymous Jan Francisco said...

you might be "anonymous" but i'm sure i know a lot about you. i'll bet you live somewhere in the inland empire. when you're not watching nascar, or not passing your classes at the community college, you're probably watching motocross races down at the local track. you like fried bologne and you love the river. and you're probably living at your pregnant girlfriend's parents' house. that's how you have internet access. wow, Anonymous. Thanks for keeping racism alive and well!


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