Eliot Spitzer's Ho

Here she is - Ashley Alexandra Dupre. She's better known as Kristen - a world class escort with Emperor's Club VIP. She's 22, an aspiring singer, and even has a MySpace page. So she and I actually share something in common!! Of course, now she'll be more famous that I'll ever be. Unless I start sleeping with the Governor too. But somehow I don't think I'll get paid $4000 an hour for that.

In a phone interview this week, Ashley is quoted as saying:

"I just don't want to be thought of as a monster, This has been a very difficult time. It's complicated."

I don't think you're a monster Ashley. I actually think you're brilliant. I just listened to your song "What We Want" on MySpace and it's pretty bad. So I don't think you were going to get anywhere with your singing career. Luckily, you kept your night job.

Be sure to milk your 15 minutes as much as possible. Monica Lewinsky got famous for hooking up with the President. You only hooked up with a Governor - but you're actually very attractive. So when Playboy offers you a million dollars to take your clothes off, please, please accept it. I might not have the $4000 required to see you naked, but I do have the $5.95 it costs to buy a magazine.


Here are some more pictures of Ashley Alexandra Dupre in case her MySpace profile gets taken down one day (NOTE: Several pictures show her flashing the "Peace" sign, so I suspect that she might be part Asian).

UPDATE: Her Myspace page has been taken down - but her douchebag brother's page is still up. Why I am calling him a douchebag? Check out the page and it'll be obvious. Enjoy her family photos!