Ashley Dupre Gone Wild

Joe Francis, the creator of Girls Gone Wild is generally regarded as a douchebag. But admit, I really do admire his luck this week. After offering $1 million for Ashley Dupre (Eliot Spitzer's high-priced hooker), he quickly rescinded the offer after realizing he already had video footage of her during Spring Break 2003. Further proof that appearing on Girls Gone Wild when you're 18 is a good indicator of what you'll be doing in your 20's.

What an amazing feeling that must be - kinda like stumbling upon a dollar in your pocket just when you have an urge for a soda. A very dirty soda that wrecks families.