Valentine's Day

Happy Valentines Day! For the first time in the 2 year history of The Lazy Asian, The Lazy Asian has somehow finagled himself a Valentine! Of course, I still think that Valentine's Day is an evil holiday created by the corporate geniuses at Victoria's Secret, The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, and effing Pajama-Gram - but having someone else to share this bullshit holiday with makes the bullshit a little sweeter.

Does this mean that I won't be writing about boobies anymore? Relax! My boobie posts will be bigger and more bountiful than ever!

If you're feeling lonely today - and you're especially lazy - you too can find yourself a Valentine! Just Google the words "Russian" and "mail order" and you'll be set for life. Or at least until she gets citizenship and steals all your money.