Wednesday, February 20, 2008

J-Lo's Baby Photos

Jennifer Lopez and her significantly less attractive husband have reportedly struck a deal with People magazine for rights to publish photos of their twins for $6 million. Are you fucking kidding me? That's more obscene than J-Lo's ass.

This is complete bullshit - celebrities are regularly getting millions of dollars for their baby photos. Jamie Lynn Spears will get $1 million from OK! magazine when she reaches white-trash motherhood, Christina Aguilera made $1.5 million from People for her baby shots, and Angelina and Brad made a whopping $4 million for pictures of their daughter Shiloh - four times more than Jamie Lynn's spawn because Shiloh is probably four times more attractive.

Meanwhile - low income families across America can't even afford decent healthcare - and they can barely afford to take their kids to Sears portrait studio and get pictures taken by some douchebag with a hand puppet.

Have I suddenly become more socially responsible and an advocate for change? Maybe. Or maybe not because I'd still pay $6 million to see J-Lo's twins < wink, wink >

2 Comments:

At 9:33 PM, Anonymous AM said...

lazy - i want to marry you

 
At 7:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At last! Another earthling who concurs with the fact that "Mr. Lopez" is ugly and I might add has used J Lo to propel is skinny ass further into the sphere. He will never reach her!! "Sheck it out"!! or whatever the heck it is that he says on stage. Someone please hit him over the head with a dictionary! He has the vocabulary of a chimp in training (and resembles one) and the personality of a squash knat. It's a good thing he can sing (a bit).

 

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