Condom Tester

Yes, it's true - YOU can actually be a condom tester! Well - you actually need to live in Australia, and you don't really get paid - but still, how awesome would it be to have "Condom Tester" on your resume? And if you did add it to your resume, imagine the action words you could use.

Durex Australia is selecting 200 eager men to become official testers for its new products. The position is unpaid, but testers will get free Durex condoms plus a bonus prize of $900 for one lucky winner. Responsibilities of the testers include reporting back on the feel and performance of the company's products and of course, finding a partner to test the products with. I was totally willing to relocate to Australia, but unfortunately my application was denied. Probably because I submitted a picture of my right hand.