Allison Stokke

Allison Stokke is the internet's latest sensation - and unless you're gay or blind - it's pretty obvious why. Except unlike the thousands of sluts who purposely seek fame by posting slutty photos on MySpace or strip-tease videos YouTube, this latest internet phenomenon wasn't looking for any attention. In fact, she's kinda freaked out. Allison is a high school pole vaulter who just happens to be attractive. Some regular photos of her caught the attention of various bloggers - and now, she's the new dream girl of nerds around the world. If she plays her cards right, she'll be set for life.

At first, I was hesitant about writing about her. After all, I didn't want to contribute to all this unwanted attention. But then again, she's 18 - so she's legal (barely). And if Larry Flynt can create an entire porno series about Barely Legal 18 year olds, I can certainly post a few pictures. Plus she's hot and her main hobby is manipulating a long pole. Sorry Allison, but that's just way to easy to pass up.