Paris Hilton is Somehow Brilliant

If you're like me, and like to keep up with important current events, then you've probably heard that Paris Hilton is going to jail for driving on a suspended license. Even more newsworthy is that she's managed to convince a judge to cut her 45-day sentence in half to just 23 days - on grounds of good behavior.

I find this hard to believe, but I'm begrudgingly beginning to respect her. I have no idea how anyone can possibly consider anything Paris has done in her life good behavior, but she's somehow managed the impossible. It's like she's an illusionist or something. Kinda like David Blaine. With the same degree of douchebaggery.