Mega Millions Lottery Winner

In case you haven't heard yet, yesterday's Mega Millions jackpot was a record $390 million. Two people won, including a 52 year-old Georgia truck driver Ed Nabors. Some other person in New Jersey won, but has yet to come forward. Probably because that person has been beaten to death for the ticket. Since he's in New Jersey.

I'm happy for the truck driver. And by happy, I mean insanely jealous. But it's a shame that he had to wait until 52 though to really enjoy the winnings. Even though he now can pick up high-class hookers from places other than truck rest stops, he'll also have to pick up some Viagra. Which kinda ruins the whole mood.