Self-Titled Albums

Self-titled albums are stupid. Not only are they lazy, but completely pretentious. Okay - if you've had a long, well-regarded career, perhaps you can get away with it. Like The Beatles, or Bob Dylan. But Chris fucking Daughtry? His debut album is self-titled - and it's also the most repulsive type of self-titled album because he just uses his last-name.

Seriously Chris - are you telling me that you couldn't think of anything better than your own last-name? And just to make it clear to everyone that "Daughtry" is indeed your last-name, you're actually standing below it. Dude, you owe your fame to a freaking reality show - you don't deserve to be known on a last-name basis.

D-A-U-G-H-T-R-Y

If you replace the "A" with an "O", replace the "G" with a "C", and replace the "TRY" with an "E", you get D-O-U-C-H-E. Coincidence?