Lazy Toilet

Check out this awesome toilet. It's Roto-Rooter's "Pimped Out John". Special features include an iPod, Xbox, LCD TV, a fridge, a cycling exercise machine -- and an endless case of hemorrhoids.

According to Roto-Rooter, the toilet is designed to "fulfill all your wildest bathroom dreams." It's pretty obvious that the people at Roto-Rooter don't watch much porno - because this doesn't even come close to what I can dream up.