Thursday, January 11, 2007

Making fun of Celebrity Children

You would think that as a child of a celebrity, you'd have a pretty sweet life - money, fame, good genes and good looks. And it really would be pretty sweet - if it wasn't for the fact that celebrities give their kids some of the most ridiculous names ever fathomed. Former model/Quasi-celebrity Brooke Burke just had a daughter yesterday, and her name is Heaven Rain - which pretty much seals her fate as a backup dancer, stripper, or pornstar (specializing in the squirting genre).

Here are some other recent examples of children who will hate their parents forever:

Moon Unit (Frank and Gail Zappa)
Fifi Trixibelle (Paula Yates and Bob Geldof)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)
Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton)
Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
Diezel and Denim (Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis)
Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani (Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence)
Coco (Courtney Cox and David Arquette)
Romeo (Victoria and David Beckham)
Tu Morrow (Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre) (seriously)


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