Red Bows on Cars

Every year around this time, Lexus "December to Remember" commercials start airing on TV -- and the commercials always feature an attractive husband giving his attractive wife a car as a Christmas present. And the car always has stupid gigantic red bow on it.

Does anyone actually do this? Anyone normal? Not only do you have to be pretty rich to buy a car as a present, but you also have to be kind of a douche to want to put a big bow on it.

And if you think about it - it's also a pretty damn lazy way to wrap a present. The bow really doesn't do a good job and hiding what the present actually is - which is half the fun of getting a present in the first place. I would have been pissed at my mom if she just put a bow on Optimus Prime without wrapping the box.

If you've got enough money to buy a Lexus as a present, you should have enough money to wrap it properly.