Turducken

Happy Belated Thanksgiving. I hope everyone enjoyed stuffing themselves with turkey - even though turkey really isn't that good anyway. You have to admit, it's a pain in the ass to make - and a nice big slab of steak beats out a boring slice turkey anyday.

Realizing the shortcomings of Turkey, American culinary geniuses have come up with the nastiest and laziest food invention ever - the Turducken. In case you don't know what a Turducken is, it's basically what you'd think it is: A chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey. It sounds like something an 8 year old would invent.

Amazingly, people actually eat this stuff. Of course, these people mostly live in the South - but still - you'd think there's a limit to what Britney Spears would put in her mouth. Okay, maybe not.

Since we're stuffing food inside other foods and calling it something new, let's stuff a hot dog inside a hamburger inside a taco - and call it a HotBurgerTaco. I think I saw that performed in a porno once.