OJ's New Book

If you haven't already heard, O.J. Simpson is releasing a new book called If I Did It, in which he hypothesizes how he would have committed the killings of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman. Feel free to wish the worst possible death upon him.

Everyone already knows that O.J. is one of the worst people in the world - but apparently, he's also pretty damn lazy - because this supposed book is basically just a photocopy of his diary.

ReganBook's Judith Regan, who is getting much deserved criticism for publishing shit, is defending her decision by saying she's publishing the book because she was a victim of domestic violence and thought the proceeds would go to Simpson's children. I'm not sure if there's actually any logic behind that line of reasoning - but if there is, it's pretty close to whatever logic the O.J. jury had.