Long-Sleeve T-Shirts

Why are Long-Sleeve T-Shirts called "Long-Sleeve T-Shirts"? If I was a T-Shirt, I'd be pissed off that some other copycat garment was benefiting from my name - after all, the T-Shirt is a cherished icon of clothing that should be protecting its brand.

It's time for the Long-Sleeve T-Shirt to stop mooching off the original short-sleeve version. A long-sleeve t-shirt doesn't even look like a "T". It's more like an "M" with a really fat middle part. And I don't see pants calling themselves "Long-Leg Shorts" - so there's really no excuse.

But knowing how lazy the Long-Sleeve T-Shirt really is, it'll probably just mooch off some other piece of clothing - and call itself a "Short-Neck Turtleneck" or an "Super-Thin, Non-Knitted Sweater".