Female Halloween Costumes

As I reflect back on this week's Halloween festivities, one thing sticks in my head: female costumes have become super, super slutty. Every costume shares the same fundamental design elements - short, tight, and some sort of lingerie thrown in for good measure. Even the most noble professions have been somehow made dirty by Halloween: a sexy teacher, a slutty nurse, even a naughty nun. Nothing is sacred.

That's why being a female Halloween costume designer is a pretty easy job. Because ALL female Halloween costumes have already been worn by strippers. Just go to a Spearmint Rhino on any given night - and you've got ideas to last an entire year.

On any other day of the year, a girl will label another girl a slut for just wearing a shirt that's a little tight. But on Halloween, that same girl will dress up like a street hooker.

Halloween: bringing out the inner-skank in everyone.