Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Britney/K-Fed Prognosticators

The breaking news yesterday (besides that election thing that fundamentally changed the country's leadership dynamic), was Britney filing for divorce from Kevin Federline. The official divorce filing cited "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for separation - which is white trash for "we're white trash".

To the millions of people out there who confidently declared "I told you this would happen" - Shut up. You're not special. You have no special ability whatsoever. My 90-year old grandmother who lives in a village in China and doesn't get the E! Channel predicted the same thing after just looking at a picture of them. She also mumbled something about how white people start getting fat after 23.

1 Comments:

At 1:29 PM, Anonymous ProudMary said...

is nothing sacred in this world any longer? i really thought they would be together forever.

 

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