Friday, October 27, 2006

The Postal Police

I was driving the other day and saw a police car behind me. Of course, I instinctively slowed down. Then the police car passed me - It was the freaking Postal Police.

What do the Postal Police actually do? Do they get badges? Do they call themselves postal policemen? And why the fuck do they get to have sirens on their cars? Catching the perv who steals his neighbor's Victoria Secret catalogs usually doesn't require urgency.

I bet real policemen give postal policemen shit. Real policemen probably use their guns to tease postal policemen - and the only thing postal policemen can do is look down embarrassingly at their holster letter openers.


At 6:27 AM, Blogger James said...

Postal investigator makes between $25K - $85K.

But they get pension and benefits for life. Put that in your 401k and smoke it.

At 8:56 PM, Blogger SadieMBeagle said...

Sounds like a job for... the postal police!!! Dun dun dun...

At 7:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're so funny. Will you marry me?

At 12:05 PM, Blogger djn said...

The real question is whether or not the postal police get to eat free donuts at 7-Eleven.


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