Lazy Bear
Check out this black bear just chillin out at the zoo. The article I pulled this photo from didn't specify the bear's sex - but something tells me that it's probably a dude. I'm not a zoologist, but I bet that a male's tendency to sit back and assume a position that shamelessly involves a hand on the belly and spread legs probably spans across the entire animal kingdom. As does the affinity for blowjobs.
posted by Lazy Asian @ 8:48 PM
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Man, he better enjoy it now, before someone puts him in a smaller cage and starts draining the bile from his body..
If bear-penis is anywhere close to where most other mammals have it, then this is a female.
What, females can't lay splay-legged in the sun?
What if it's an Asian bear?
Are we sure it's not dead? Maybe the photog wanted to give it a nice heading.
HA! Asian bear.
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Isn't this the UC-Berkeley bear? Perhaps you can print this up on tee shirts along with a pro-UCLA slogan... hit the local watering hole up yonder... and really make a splash with all the NoCal honeys.
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