Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Lazy Bear

Check out this black bear just chillin out at the zoo. The article I pulled this photo from didn't specify the bear's sex - but something tells me that it's probably a dude. I'm not a zoologist, but I bet that a male's tendency to sit back and assume a position that shamelessly involves a hand on the belly and spread legs probably spans across the entire animal kingdom. As does the affinity for blowjobs.


At 4:36 AM, Blogger Cibbuano said...

Man, he better enjoy it now, before someone puts him in a smaller cage and starts draining the bile from his body..

At 4:17 PM, Blogger Ben said...

If bear-penis is anywhere close to where most other mammals have it, then this is a female.

What, females can't lay splay-legged in the sun?

At 5:39 PM, Anonymous Chanakin said...

What if it's an Asian bear?

At 10:52 PM, Blogger SadieMBeagle said...

Are we sure it's not dead? Maybe the photog wanted to give it a nice heading.

HA! Asian bear.

At 10:34 AM, Blogger D to tha L I C T said...

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At 1:51 PM, Anonymous ProudMary said...

Isn't this the UC-Berkeley bear? Perhaps you can print this up on tee shirts along with a pro-UCLA slogan... hit the local watering hole up yonder... and really make a splash with all the NoCal honeys.


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