Thursday, August 24, 2006

Poor Pluto

Yesterday, The International Astronomical Union declared that Pluto isn't really a planet. That's just crazy. It's been a planet for the past 76 years - how can some myseterious organization suddenly just make a declaration that it's not. We need to put this power to better use and make some better declarations
  1. Uranus isn't off limits
  2. Sara Jessica Parker isn't attractive
  3. Miller Lite is less filling
  4. Paris Hilton isn't talented
  5. Tom Cruise is gay
  6. Football is America's sport
  7. Brunettes
  8. That stripper really does like me

3 Comments:

At 6:29 PM, Anonymous Chanakin said...

A Russian woman filed a $300M lawsuit against NASA because of their plan to crash Deep Impact into Tempel 1. Her lawyer claimed it infringed on her spiritual and life values as well as the natural life of the cosmos. Or vodka consumption. I forget which.

Can't wait to see what this does.

 
At 10:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha-ha-ha! funny...

 
At 5:00 PM, Blogger Cibbuano said...

Oooh! I didn't think of the astrological ramifications... I hope this fucks up all those supermarket horoscopes...

 

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