Jessica Biel's Nutcracker

Here's Jessica Biel arriving for the premiere of her new movie "The Illusionist". What an appropriate title. That butt has got to be some optical illusion because it's just so perfect. I keep staring blankly at it - slowly getting drawn into its wonderous glory - like the Millenium Falcon getting pulled in by the Death Star's tractor beam.

Okay - I'm snapping myself out of it. Back to my original topic -- it must be nice to be Jessica Biel's nutcracker. Because you could just chill out in her kitchen drawer and never be used. Since her ass can do most of the work.