Gigantor the Little Leaguer
The Little League World Series is being played this week in Williamsport PA, and there's a kid playing that's ridiculously large. Aaron Durley, a 13-year-old first baseman, stands 6-foot-8 and weighs 256 pounds. That's on pace for Shaq-like monstrosity. Unless Little League rules have recently changed to include elements of Ultimate Fighting - that's just not fair.
Plus, he plays for the Saudi Arabian team - so not only does he have an unfair advantage in America's pastime, but he also controls our oil supply.
2 Comments:
Good lord! It's NOT fair, but the rules must be based solely on age. This is a really good indication they should be amended to include height and weight limitations. I mean, c'mon, he doesn't qualify for anything called "Little," and all those other kids are in Big Danger.
Awesome.
Imagine if her charged the mound?
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