"Women's" Wimbledon Champion

The French might have lost the World Cup - but at least they can celebrate a victory in tennis. Over the weekend, France's Amelie Mauresmo defeated Belgium's Justine Henin-Hardenne in the Wimbledon Women's Final.

But the French tennis program is lazy. Because rather than training a woman to become champion, they've just disguised a man. And it's a pretty bad disguise. Just look at him. There's no way Mauresmo is a woman. Compare and contrast to the much more feminine physique of Henin-Hardenne. I guarantee you that Mauresmo has a penis. And those aren't breasts - they're pecs.

I'm Asian - so this might be an unfair comparison - but I'm sure she shaves more often than I do.