Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Miss Universe 2006

Congratulations to Miss Puerto Rico, Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza - who was crowned Miss Universe 2006 this past Sunday. I never knew before why there were so many baseball players from Puerto Rico - but I now understand why I'd want to swing my stick around if I lived there.

Miss Puerto Rico beat out 87 fellow contestants vying for the title. And she certainly deserved to win. Just look at her. But she did have an unfair advantage: A) She's Latino, and B) She's 18 years old - the youngest contestant in the group.

Everything is pretty much perfectly firm and in the right place on a 18-year old Latino woman. I like to describe it as Absolutely Divine. Fans of porno call it Barely Legal.

9 Comments:

At 8:14 AM, Blogger Ben said...

Wait, Puerto Rico is technically a US territory, so, technically, she's from the US, so technically, WE WON THE MISS UNIVERSE 2006!!!

USA! USA! USA!

 
At 8:31 AM, Blogger SadieMBeagle said...

Just like we won the World Cup 2006, because we are the only team who tied the winner! Woooo! Never mind that own goal.

As for this chick? I think she looks like Michael/LaToya Jackson. They're the same person, aren't they?

 
At 12:14 PM, Anonymous proudmary said...

Dude, what are you doing all day? Trolling websites for beauty pageants? You're like a 13 year old girl!

 
At 5:57 PM, Blogger Cibbuano said...

USA! USA!

ah, people are saying that Miss Japan should have won? She's quite stunning, too...

Miss Korea and Miss Japan

 
At 11:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way, she was the WORST of the lot. Miss Switzerland was absolutely gorgeous and Miss Japan was impressive and beautiful too.

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger SadieMBeagle said...

Back for more... another description of Miss PR that I heard was "looks like a hungry chihuahua." She totally does!

 
At 2:40 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Miss JPN and ROK aren't all THAT. I've dated girls who are somewhat as hot as Miss ROK. Miss JPN doesn't even really look all that Japanese.

 
At 4:35 PM, Blogger Cibbuano said...

well, I always suspect plastic surgery....

 
At 6:35 PM, Blogger Veronica said...

What the hell? I never even heard that the pagent was playing. As proudmary said, what in the hell do you guys do all day? Oh yea, I know. Think about beautiful women and play with your w@nk3rs. Anyway, she is quite beautiful. Wish I was 6'3", 120lbs and bronzed. Oh well.....

 

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