Miss Russia
Check out Miss Russia 2006 Anna Litvinova. At the end of the month, she'll be competing in the 2006 Miss Universe pageant - a.k.a Donald Trump's whore house tryouts.
She's 24 years old and 5 ft. 11 inches tall - which is pretty much average for a Russian woman. What is it about Russian women anyway? Every female under 25 is automatically hot. The only reason Maria Sharapova is special is because she plays tennis. I bet the Starbucks Barista in Moscow is just as hot.
Unfortunately, when you hear them talk things start to quickly go downhill. For some reason they all remind me of sketchy L.A. strippers who claim to be getting their real estate license. And I'm a sucker because I usually end up getting at least 3 dances.
posted by Lazy Asian @ 12:13 AM
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hey!!! on behalf of people with russian heritage everywhere... I object!!!!
you object that russian females are hot? or russian females under 25 are hot? or that they become less hot when they open their mouths?
so many questions...
how many russians have you met, L. Asian?
I met quite a few when I was in China - I was pretty close to the Russian border, and they weren't all hot. Not by a long shot...
Well, this is the good old U.S. of A. They probably take a good look when you come through customs. The hot ones get in, the snaggle-toofed ugly ones get sent back.
...and after 25, they end up in National Geographic.
I am sorry, but you sound like an idiot with your generalization. By the way, the average Russian girl is more intelleigent than a average American, - man or woman. And I happen to be one of the Russian girls that you so unthoughtfully categorized. Hot and smart! and you are just an stupid schmuck if you really think what you said. your personal experience means nothing.
I'M sorry, but it's of greater ignorance to say "the average ANYTHING" is more ___ than ___.
That's just dumb.
But thank you for assuring us you're hot AND smart... you no-spell-checking-lukewarm, average intellect muthafucka.
miss russia's got some nice jugs
Well, she does, doesn't she? Besides she's smart (I know her personally) but you wouldn't think so after watching the close-ups, would you.
By the way, Russia is so vast, you can find very many ugly idiots aged 25 there, just as many as smart beauties.
russian spy, here is my answer to you: what IS dumb, is your whole comment. YOU are the one with an intellect below average and a dumb "muthafucka".
So, you should stick your stupid comments up your ass. It's sad that you wasted time on such bullshit. I guess you have nothing better to do with your life, pathetic lukewarm. Consider renaming yourself into Mr. Loser!
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