Kenneth Lay
Kenneth Lay, founder of Enron, did the laziest thing possible to avoid jail - he died.After his conviction in May for fraud and conspiracy in one of the biggest frauds in corporate history, Lay faced the possibility of life in prison -- he was actually scheduled to be sentenced on Oct. 23. But the prospect of being a bitch to some guy named "Mace" scared him so much that he had a heart attack instead. Little does he know, now he's going to be the eternal bitch of some dude named "Satan".
If you ask me, I bet he isn't dead at all. It's all a big cover-up. I bet he's living large with Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. on some remote island, drinking Kristal and releasing albums of "undiscovered" songs once every 3 years.
posted by Lazy Asian @ 12:17 AM
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funny you should mention that - some people are actually demanding they produce a corpse.
I'm with you, Lazy. It's all too convenient... surely it's not that difficult to pay off the medical examiner and skip town if you have millions stolen from honest workers. I bet he gets "cremated" soon.
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