Thursday, July 06, 2006

Kenneth Lay

Kenneth Lay, founder of Enron, did the laziest thing possible to avoid jail - he died.

After his conviction in May for fraud and conspiracy in one of the biggest frauds in corporate history, Lay faced the possibility of life in prison -- he was actually scheduled to be sentenced on Oct. 23. But the prospect of being a bitch to some guy named "Mace" scared him so much that he had a heart attack instead. Little does he know, now he's going to be the eternal bitch of some dude named "Satan".

If you ask me, I bet he isn't dead at all. It's all a big cover-up. I bet he's living large with Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. on some remote island, drinking Kristal and releasing albums of "undiscovered" songs once every 3 years.

3 Comments:

At 11:09 AM, Anonymous Chanakin said...

funny you should mention that - some people are actually demanding they produce a corpse.

 
At 9:45 PM, Blogger SadieMBeagle said...

I'm with you, Lazy. It's all too convenient... surely it's not that difficult to pay off the medical examiner and skip town if you have millions stolen from honest workers. I bet he gets "cremated" soon.

 
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