Hooters Founder Dies

For those of you who haven't heard yet, Robert Brooks, the founder and chairman of Hooters Restaurants, passed away last week. He was 69. Seriously. You couldn't write a better script.

Mr. Brooks will forever be remembered as the guy who mastered and profited from the obvious: large breasts make everything better. Reports indicate that he died of natural causes - but I'm guessing that he suffocated to death.

Here's to you Robert Brooks. A great American.