Thursday, June 08, 2006

Paris Hilton's new music video

Finally - the moment I know everyone has been anxiously waiting for. The release of Paris Hilton's first music video "Stars Are Blind".

Surprisingly, there are no night vision scenes, and she doesn't actually have sex in the video. But she gets kinda close toward the end. Close enough that the male model should really get checked out by a doctor for rashes.

The video actually reminds me of Madonna's Cherish video. Except Madonna is somewhat talented. Great job Paris. Way to get inspiration from 1995.


At 12:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do i keep watching this? I need help.

At 12:55 PM, Anonymous proudmary said...

awesome reggae.
Actually, reggae-porn.
If you stop this video on any one frame, it looks like something you'd see on the dirty channels.

At 1:34 PM, Anonymous hermosa beach drunks said...

Where to start...?

First of all, the black-and-white scenes are a shameless rip-off of Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video (1991).

The scenes where Paris is by herself “dancing” look like something directly lifted from a Beyonce video - except for Paris’ severe melatonin deficiency. That and the way Paris dances like a Russian pop star/stripper – going through the motions, no actual innate ability.

Then, to top it off she ends the video in apparent tribute to Tom Cochrane’s “Life is a Highway” video (1992).

I honestly couldn’t imagine that this video could be worse than it is. By the way, doesn’t Paris sometimes look like a Saluki?

At 1:40 PM, Anonymous Chanakin said...

I don't think Madonna gave the other actors in her videos herpes either.

At 8:31 PM, Blogger Cibbuano said...

I can't wait for her to fade into obscurity...

it's a pretty bland song, too. Will anyone buy it?


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