Hybrid Drivers

When you see someone driving one of those new hybrid cars - isn't hard to imagine them being an asshole? Somehow, just being the owner of an environmentally friendly vehicle gives the driver instant credibility. After all, how could someone who's a guardian of mother-earth possibly be bad?

Trust me, it's possible. My buddy got cut off by a Prius the other day - but ultimately felt compelled to forgive the driver because of the hybrid car credibility factor. Which is totally crap. Because while it's be proven that 100% of Hummer drivers are indeed douchebags, it hasn't been proven that 100% of hybrid drivers aren't. And even if it's just 1%, that's still 1 out of 100 hybrid drivers that deserves a honk. Or a drive-by middle finger. Or getting followed home and having their house burned down.

So to all you Prius owners out there - don't think that just because you drive a hybrid car, you can get away with driving like an Asian woman. Unless you actually are an Asian woman. Because we've already learned to get out of your way.