Monday, May 08, 2006

How to Spot a Rich Guy

Okay, maybe he isn't rich. We really shouldn't jump to conclusions. After all, they seem like a very happy couple.

Who knows? Maybe he's a great cook and she's a foodie. Or maybe she's a fan of sumo wrestling. Or maybe he's just got a great personality -- That he bought for a million dollars.

Damnit. Why did I have to be so stingy? I knew I shouldn't have bought my personality at Costco. It's great for a family - but for a single guy like me, it just isn't practical.

4 Comments:

At 11:43 AM, Anonymous ProudMary said...

maybe he's her bodyguard. or something.

 
At 4:29 PM, Blogger Cibbuano said...

maybe he's paying her...

maybe he's just wearing a 'fat suit'

 
At 8:09 PM, Anonymous Chanakin said...

Eww sickos. They're obviously at a water park and that's his daughter.

or nurse.

or hooker.

whatever.

 
At 12:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Definitely not his daughter. There's no way they're genetically related.

 

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