How to Spot a Rich Guy

Okay, maybe he isn't rich. We really shouldn't jump to conclusions. After all, they seem like a very happy couple.

Who knows? Maybe he's a great cook and she's a foodie. Or maybe she's a fan of sumo wrestling. Or maybe he's just got a great personality -- That he bought for a million dollars.

Damnit. Why did I have to be so stingy? I knew I shouldn't have bought my personality at Costco. It's great for a family - but for a single guy like me, it just isn't practical.