Tuesday, May 02, 2006

David Spade

News Alert! There's a new scandalous love triangle in Hollywood. Last week, Denise Richards was photographed in the arms of Richie Sambora, the estranged husband of her friend and neighbor, Heather Locklear. Denise and Heather's friendship goes way back - but apparently not far back enough to stop Denise from shacking up with her best friend's ex-husband less than 3 months after they filed for divorce.

How sad. It's a shame to see people who used to care about each other go through something so divisive. No one ever comes out a winner in these messy situations. Expect for freaking David Spade.

Amidst all this drama - David Spade has miraculously found himself dating Heather Locklear. I know - I didn't believe it either. But I swear its true. Despite looking like, well, David Spade, I'm sure he's hooked up with many hot chicks in L.A. because after all, he was semi-famous in 1994. But Heather is different - she's rich and famous herself - and actually has a reputation to uphold. Most chicks in L.A. couldn't even spell reputation.

My guess: he either has a really big penis or he's made a deal with the devil. He might be lovin life now - but man, he's going to hate hanging with Hitler.

4 Comments:

At 3:34 PM, Anonymous Chanakin said...

maybe she's a pedophile...

 
At 4:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

chanakin - hiliarous.

 
At 5:03 PM, Blogger Cibbuano said...

If he's got a big penis, then the world just doesn't make sense...

 
At 8:20 PM, Blogger D to tha L I C T said...

Ha ha ha.

"Hate-o-rade"

 

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