David Spade

How sad. It's a shame to see people who used to care about each other go through something so divisive. No one ever comes out a winner in these messy situations. Expect for freaking David Spade.
Amidst all this drama - David Spade has miraculously found himself dating Heather Locklear. I know - I didn't believe it either. But I swear its true. Despite looking like, well, David Spade, I'm sure he's hooked up with many hot chicks in L.A. because after all, he was semi-famous in 1994. But Heather is different - she's rich and famous herself - and actually has a reputation to uphold. Most chicks in L.A. couldn't even spell reputation.
My guess: he either has a really big penis or he's made a deal with the devil. He might be lovin life now - but man, he's going to hate hanging with Hitler.
4 Comments:
maybe she's a pedophile...
chanakin - hiliarous.
If he's got a big penis, then the world just doesn't make sense...
Ha ha ha.
"Hate-o-rade"
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