Alex Rodriguez Humping

Check this out. Alex Rodriquez is humping his bat. During a game. And it looks like he's really into it (note the biting of the lip). He looks so nonchalant about it - like he doesn't give a shit what he looks like. I guess you can do that if you make over $25 million a year.

I'm going to call him "A. ROD" from now on. Get it? What? That's already taken? Whatever man.