Useless Research Studies

HOLY CRAP. The next thing these researchers are going to tell me is that Lindsay Lohan is a negative influence on teenagers. Or that cocaine use is bad. Or that watching porno might arouse me. Please researchers - stop blowing my mind.
Jane Brown of the University of North Carolina and chief author of the report said:
"This is the first time we've shown that the more kids are exposed to sex in media the earlier they have sex ... (Youngsters) may use the media as a kind of Sexual Superpeer that encourages them to be sexually active"First off - I've always wondered what the hell a Carolina "Tar Heel" was. Apparently, it's an animal with an uncanny mastery of the obvious. Second, where can I get myself one of those Sexual Superpeers? Do you think I can buy one at Spencer's Gifts? Because I think one of those could really come in handy.
3 Comments:
I used to watch a ton of cartoons growing up.
Never had the urge to be a really fast mouse in a sombrero.
i want a sexual superpeer too! Does it come in red?
The study is flawed and they know it... Why is it always the 'south' that come up with really dumb studies?
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