Haiku Poems

Japanese people are usually pretty hard working people - after all, they're Asian. They're generally known for their advanced consumer electronics, reliable automobilies, and incredibly perverse but well-thought out porno. But this Haiku poem they invented is just flat-out lazy. Haikus are short and easy -- just like how American servicemen view Japanese women.

A typical 17 syllable Haiku poem is structured in a 5 / 7 / 5 form. That might sound technical, but it's really not. A typical 8-year-old can write one. That's why they teach Haiku to school children. And that's why no one other than school children should be praised for writing one.

Unless you're stupid (un-less you're stu-pid) (5)
Or the U.S. President (or the U-S Pres-sid-dent) (7)
You can write Haiku (you can write Hai-ku) (5)

Pretty straightforward right? Let's try some more:

I wear bowling shoes
Some guy sprays them when I'm done
My feet are rancid

Wow, this is kind of fun:

This is the first verse
I like to repeat myself
This is the first verse

Okay, just one more. I promise:

The Lazy Asian
Celebrating success through
minimal effort

HOLY CRAP. That's Twlight Zone crazy.