Thursday, April 27, 2006

Bush's New Press Secretary

Yesterday, President Bush named Tony Snow, the Fox News commentator, as his new press secretary. Wow. The Bush Administration really went out on a limb with this pick. And by limb, I mean the limb of a midget.

Could the the Bush administration be anymore obvious by picking someone from the Fox News? I was under the impression that they were trying to hide their cozy relationship with the infamous cable news channel. But this announcement is as shocking as two cousins in West Virgina finally revealing that they've been sleeping with each other. And in both cases, you end up with retards.

Sure, as a "Fair and Balanced" commentator, Tony Snow has publicly criticized Bush's policies. But seriously - who does he think he's fooling? We all know it's really just for show - just like NFL players volunteering for the United Way. Sure, they read stories to under-priviledged kids one day out of the year - but for the other 364 days, they're screwing hookers on a boat.

2 Comments:

At 5:58 PM, Anonymous Chanakin said...

Why not go for an experienced spinster when your popularity is in the negative numbers?

 
At 6:31 PM, Blogger Cibbuano said...

this is bush's way of laughing in our faces. He knows we know.

He even knows we know he knows we know.

There's no end to his depravity.

In the end, he'll be screwing hookers on a boat.

 

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