"Those Guys"

We all know who "Those Guys" are. In every city in the world, especially in America, "Those Guys" are lurking everywhere -- at the bar, the club, the local Olive Garden. Their mere existence is a social epidemic - much like teenage pregnancy or drunk driving. And if we could somehow solve the "Those Guys" problem, we'd reduce the other two problems by at least 50%.

This public service announcement is a step in the right direction - but as long as there are attractive 15-21 year-old girls with low self-esteem and a soft spot for Jagermeister and lowered Mustangs, "Those Guys" will always be around.