Monday, March 27, 2006

Calzones

Do Calzones really deserve to be a separate type of food? Aren't they just glorifed Hot Pockets? What a complete scam. At least Hot Pockets come with that awesome microwave-cripsing sleeve.

If you think about it, Italians are pretty damn lazy when it comes to inventing food. The bastards stole pasta from the Chinese - and if that wasn't bad enough, they then cut it into a million different shapes and convinced the world that each one was special by giving them fancy names ending in "i". And the Calzone? They basically folded a pizza in half and sealed the edges - just like how the Mexicans turned a soft taco into a burrito. But I won't call Mexicans lazy because that's just racist. Italians on the other hand - lazy-ass mofos.

Great, now I'm going to get gunned down by the Mafia.

10 Comments:

At 10:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

NICE. How do you come up with this stuff? BTW - I love Hot Pockets

 
At 11:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I've always said that every country has their own burrito. Case in point.....

 
At 11:17 AM, Blogger ProudMary said...

I'm pretty much appalled by your racism.

 
At 11:25 AM, Anonymous naomi said...

CHILL OUT proudmary - you're reading a blog called the "Lazy Asian" for christsakes.

 
At 12:01 PM, Anonymous At Home Studying said...

Cmon. Racism? Lacy Asian hardly is racist. More like jealous. He probably has some complex that Italian dudes had free time to interact with and woo women during their formative years. The LA, on the other hand, was at home chained to a desk doing calculus homework on his abacus.

 
At 12:36 PM, Anonymous Chase said...

Why do your posts always make me hungry? I mean...except for that last one. That just made me wish for rain.

 
At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Racist? I hope you're joking proudmary...

 
At 2:14 PM, Anonymous Chanakin said...

I hate all us Asians... with our damn shifty eyes... you never know what we're thinking.

 
At 2:20 PM, Anonymous ProudMary said...

Sheeeezus!
Can anyone here say "joking"? I'm pretty sure it would come across to people of normal intellect that comment was made with tongue firmly held in cheek. Lord.

 
At 7:11 PM, Anonymous naomi said...

proudmary - glad you cleared that up, because the scarcasm wasn't really obvious in your first post.

 

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