Friday, February 03, 2006

Hooters Casino Hotel

Holy Boobies! Today marks the grand-opening of the Hooters Casino Hotel in Las Vegas. The self-proclaimed "delightfully tacky yet refined" chain of restaurants continues to extend its simple yet genius business model: a big-breasted themed [_____] will make money.

In discussing the hotel's opening, Ed Droste, one of the six founding members of Hooters and my life-coach, said:
"The Hooters customer is already a Vegas kind of customer. They're a little punky, they're a little high energy, they're looking for a getaway - and all of those things just match up"
...which is a very nice way of saying: Guys love Vegas. Guys love boobies. This is the easiest decision I've ever made in my life.

Even though the official opening is today, the owners are still working on some finishing touches. In March, Nippers Pool Bar will open. I SWEAR I didn't make that up. And in the ongoing spirit of subtlety, I suggest that they follow up with Mrs. Mammary's Olde Style Dairy Parlor and Tits O'Toole Irish Pub.That's two more reasons to go.


At 8:30 AM, Blogger Chase said...

You need to pitch the idea of Tits O'Toole. And when they accept your offer, I want a shirt from there because, DAMN, that's funny.

Plus, I'm sure it'd make my boobies look FANTASTIC.


At 10:16 AM, Anonymous Hot Wings said...

Does anyone know if they are unveiling the much discussed blue cheese bra in conjunction with the hotel? I cannot wait for the hooters waitrees to squeeze that delectable dipping sauce straight from her nipples onto my wings.

At 8:09 PM, Blogger Cibbuano said...

The Blue Cheese Bra is an even BETTER idea...

I mean, I love those Hooters wings, but if they could be sauced like that? Well, that's better than crack cocaine.

I'm sure even Whitney Houston would agree with that!

At 8:12 PM, Blogger Cibbuano said...

Where's your RSS feed?

I make demands!

At 6:56 PM, Blogger Lazy Asian said...

I have a Feedburner feed - just click on the XML button on the right side. I'm currently applying for the blue cheese bra patent.


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