Thursday, February 09, 2006

Cover of Vanity Fair


Check out this latest Vanity Fair cover. It's pretty awesome. Keira Knightly and Scarlett Johansson are sprawled across the floor -- completely naked. Not to be picky - but the one thing that would make this picture better is if both their arms were at slightly different angles - and if they were lying next to a pile of money. Because I'm a rap star. But overall, with this level of talent in front of you, you'd have to be an epileptic riding a bull to mess up taking this picture.

Hmm...it doesn't look like Scarlett is getting a lot of love. She's just lying there all alone looking for something to do. Drawing upon my vast experience, Rule #1 in a menage-a-trois is to ensure that all the ladies have something to do. Rule #2 is that I sometimes use the words "vast experience" to refer to my massive porn collection.

4 Comments:

At 8:09 AM, Blogger Chase said...

Methinks neither of them will get much play, seeing as ol' Tom Ford is gayer than heaven.

But, ya know, that just means the ladies will start eyeballing each other here, soon. So keep watching for a new video to add to your vast experience.

 
At 8:08 PM, Anonymous Hermosa Beach Drunks said...

Not to be too nit-picky, but Scarlett could use some color. Nothing crazy - not George Hamilton. But, you know, a little bit. I mean she's like a hot naked Edgar Winter... without the beard... or artistic talent.

 
At 12:59 PM, Anonymous Lazy Asian scores? said...

Is c.m. chase offering herself to Lazy Asian? That's hot. It is obviously the reason why he is writing this blog in the first place.

 
At 9:08 PM, Anonymous C.M.Chase said...

*gasp*

 

Post a Comment

<< Home