Cheney's Got a Gun

The comedic stars must have been aligned last weekend when the Vice President shot his friend. Not since Clinton shot all over that blue dress, has there been an event that offers such an abundant source of guaranteed comedic material. Take this music video parody for example. "Cheney" perfectly rhymes with "Janie" -- and he indeed did have a gun. Not much of a strech there. It's as if the Dick was daring the world to make fun of him.

Let's recap: Dick Cheney, a man everyone loves to hate, does the whitest thing possible - hunting, and shoots his friend - who happens to be a lawyer. It's such as perfect combination of circumstance that it's pretty hard to believe. I'm a little scared that Ashton is going to sneak up at anytime and tell us we've all been Punk'd.