Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Spawn of Brangelina

So I normally don't give a crap about this sort of thing, but with today's completely newsworthy announcement that Brad and Angelina are having a baby (oh my gosh), I can't help but predict that their baby will be successful by default. This future kid has basically won the largest genetic Powerball jackpot in the history of procreation. The fetus is probably already better looking than any of us.


At 12:39 PM, Blogger ProudMary said...

oh, come now! You work in Hollywood... I expect you to be FAR more cynical than THAT.

Let me explain.
parent 1 and parent 2 are A-list acctors. that requires ABUNDANT personal "maintenance". accordingly, it's well acknowledged that each has had "work done" over the years.. in fact, if you look back through the ages, I am confident you'll see a far more chinless Brad, and a less voluptuous Angelina. Their child will only speak the truth!! Finally, their true genetic potential is revealed, before the child ages enough to get a plastic surgeon to consent to work.
*Note: this is also called "the chelsea clinton effect"-- though obviously she didn't have quite the supposed DNA to work with.


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