Pandas

Pandas are lucky. Specifically the panda in this picture. Specifically the one of the right.

He's totally hooking up with that female panda. And he didn't have to do a thing. No dinner, no talking, no condom. I'm not a panda, so I can't tell if the female is hot or not - but they're in the seated reverse cowgirl position so it really doesn't matter.

What a lucky bastard. I bet he's going to take a nap in 5 minutes.