The Lazy Asian: The Mayor of New Orleans

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

The Mayor of New Orleans

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin opened his mouth this week, once again proving that he has totally given up on appearing even remotely competent. In case you haven’t heard, he promised his constituency that New Orleans would be a “chocolate” city again. To give him credit, he did back it up by saying “God wants it to be” – which is completely legit. If God was Willy Wonka.

I could go on and on listing examples of why he clearly doesn't deserve to be mayor of a major American city but I'm scared I might offend Montell Williams.

5 Comments:

At 10:12 PM, Anonymous said...: What's up with all this Old Testament vengeful God stuff?!? I'm pretty sure the basis of Christianity isn't periodic natural disasters begetting urban racial purity.
At 12:33 AM, Anonymous said...: First Marion Barry and now Ray Nagin. Who is next?
At 11:22 AM, Anonymous said...: Damn! Chocolate brings this city into a whole new perspective. As if lap dances weren't good enough.
At 3:01 PM, Anonymous said...: Where's the lazy asian guy in the nextel comercial. He's laying down Salt-n-pepper for all the masses.

Now on to the regularly scheduled program... Ok so Nagin lost his mind. Big deal. He just adds himself to the fanatical list of the "God's will" crew. I'm less interested in the chocolate comment then the god nonsense.
At 12:37 PM, Anonymous said...: "Chocolate City".... hmm. Wasn't that an early Prince song....?