Tuesday, January 24, 2006

High-Def Porn

In technology news very near and dear to my heart, adult film maker Digital Playground announced yesterday that it will support Sony's high-definition Blu-ray DVD format - which also happens to be the format supported in the upcoming Playstation 3.

I'm guessing that the Digital Playground executives only had to think this over for about 3 seconds since it's the biggest no-brainer in the history of home entertainment -- and the awesomest marriage of content and technology -- because after playing Madden 2007 in HD for 8 hours straight, I can stay on my couch watch One in the Pink, One in the Stink Vol. 7 in HD for 8 hours straight. And by 8 hours straight I mean 8 minutes straight.

5 Comments:

At 3:03 PM, Anonymous Lover of srambled porn said...

Why does it matter? Hell, most dudes will sit there and try to watch scrambled porn for free. I know you are more faster than 8 minutes. In fact, I argue that the lower the quality, the longer the enjoyment. Hi-def - 8 seconds. Normal - 8 minutes. Scrambled - 80 minutes.

By the way, you are truly the Lazy Asian. Writing about porn probably take minimal effort (ME from you).

 
At 3:19 PM, Anonymous Hermosa Beach Drunks said...

I've actually heard that HD porn is kind of a bum-out because you can see the many porn star imperfections that makeup can hide in standard def (think: breast enlargement surgery scars and those disturbing bruises that so many strippers have on their inner thighs).

Other than that, I guess it's sweet... and wholly relevant to the manifesto of this blog.

 
At 8:56 PM, Blogger Chase said...

Wow, a whole 8 minutes? You're not as lazy as they say.


;) Cindy
~Taste The World~

 
At 8:15 AM, Anonymous Sangster said...

you're not such a lazy asian after all... watching porn and writing this blog all at the same time...

 
At 4:28 PM, Anonymous Sangster said...

How did you pick that photo out of the EXTENSIVE collection you have on your desktop???

 

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