High-Def Porn
In technology news very near and dear to my heart, adult film maker Digital Playground announced yesterday that it will support Sony's high-definition Blu-ray DVD format - which also happens to be the format supported in the upcoming Playstation 3.I'm guessing that the Digital Playground executives only had to think this over for about 3 seconds since it's the biggest no-brainer in the history of home entertainment -- and the awesomest marriage of content and technology -- because after playing Madden 2007 in HD for 8 hours straight, I can stay on my couch watch One in the Pink, One in the Stink Vol. 7 in HD for 8 hours straight. And by 8 hours straight I mean 8 minutes straight.
posted by Lazy Asian @ 8:09 AM
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5 Comments:
Why does it matter? Hell, most dudes will sit there and try to watch scrambled porn for free. I know you are more faster than 8 minutes. In fact, I argue that the lower the quality, the longer the enjoyment. Hi-def - 8 seconds. Normal - 8 minutes. Scrambled - 80 minutes.
By the way, you are truly the Lazy Asian. Writing about porn probably take minimal effort (ME from you).
I've actually heard that HD porn is kind of a bum-out because you can see the many porn star imperfections that makeup can hide in standard def (think: breast enlargement surgery scars and those disturbing bruises that so many strippers have on their inner thighs).
Other than that, I guess it's sweet... and wholly relevant to the manifesto of this blog.
Wow, a whole 8 minutes? You're not as lazy as they say.
;) Cindy
~Taste The World~
you're not such a lazy asian after all... watching porn and writing this blog all at the same time...
How did you pick that photo out of the EXTENSIVE collection you have on your desktop???
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