tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-115882612012-01-22T10:03:56.685-08:00Celebrating success through minimal effort.Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.comBlogger2801100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-61309626196078116732010-02-22T19:41:00.000-08:002010-02-22T19:56:08.222-08:00

In honor of the 2010 Winter Olympics (and mainly due to laziness), I'm re-posting something I posted from the last Winter Olympics. I've been told this was the pinnacle of The Lazy Asian. Before it started to suck. The Olympic event I've been waiting for finally starts tomorrow - the exciting 4-Man Bobsled, or as the Eurotrash call it - Bobsleigh. Maybe this will be the event that finally

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-86968088673762628472008-12-12T22:55:00.001-08:002008-12-12T22:57:39.655-08:00

If you liked Dick in a Box, then prepared to be aroused again. In case you haven't seen this latest SNL video, please press play. Please. It'll be worth it.I find myself humming the song non-stop while making funny faces.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-859514048768964762008-11-14T04:01:00.000-08:002008-11-14T16:02:03.904-08:00

The "Most Beautiful Bottom in the World" contest was held in Paris this week. The female winner was Brazil's Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak (R) and the male winner was France's Saiba Bombote (L). In keeping with the general theme of my blog and my general distaste for the French, I was tempted to crop out the dude. But given the whole Prop 8 debacle here in California, I'm supporting equal

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-36478212083954522792008-08-18T18:50:00.000-07:002008-08-18T19:02:43.069-07:00

Here's a screen capture from the women's 72kg division Olympic wrestling match between American Ali Bernard and China's Wang Jiao. The Olympics are supposed to open China up to the world - but it seems like this Chinese wrestler is doing the opening herself. I don't know much about women's wrestling beyond the baby oil variation - but something tells me this can't be legal. Shocking I tell you

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-15107724967807340292008-08-11T21:40:00.000-07:002008-08-11T22:37:19.738-07:00

Along with 3 billion other people around the world on Friday night, I watched the Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony. And for the first time in Lazy Asian history, I am going to celebrate the exact opposite of Asian Laziness - Asian hardwork, ingenuity, and proclivity to procreate. The show that my fellow 15,000 Asians pulled off was ridiculous. There aren't too many times in your life when you

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-36046325052107360542008-07-01T08:30:00.000-07:002008-07-01T11:07:23.637-07:00

It's July 1st - and you know what that means. Why it's Canada Day of course!Celebrated 3 days before America's Independence Day, Canada Day marks Canada's independence - but not really. It marks the joining of the British colonies of joining of the British colonies of Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and the Province of Canada into a federation of four provinces (the Province of Canada being

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-10919431718295046702008-06-27T18:16:00.000-07:002008-06-27T18:51:12.760-07:00

In geopolitical news this week (despite being lazy, I do read The Economist), North Korea destroyed a nuclear reactor tower to prove that they're ending their nuclear weapons program. In response, President Bush is lifting some sanctions against N. Korea and removing the country from the State Department's list of state sponsors of terrorism.Hmm...sounds a little too easy to me. I'm not

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-17021176793850539742008-06-10T22:55:00.000-07:002008-06-10T22:55:28.801-07:00

When I was a kid, I always dreamed about playing a major league sport. That dream quickly faded when I developed self-awareness and realized I was Asian. So I studied engineering.But now my dream has been rekindled - with the discovery of the USARPS - the United States of America Rock, Paper, Scissors League. Yes, that's right. Armed with the knowledge of three hand symbols, and the ability

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-8009179676936965212008-05-30T12:02:00.000-07:002008-05-30T12:08:30.552-07:00

The biggest non-event is finally here. Sex and the City the movie opens today. It's hard for me to understand why anyone would want to watch a group of superficial, narcissistic women live their pathetic lives - but for some reason, people like this crap. Plus, if I wanted to see a horse, I'd wait until the Belmont Stakes next weekend.The reviews are in - and suprise, surprise - they all

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-18245036968886528042008-05-07T21:23:00.000-07:002008-05-07T21:55:39.279-07:00

Australian researchers have found that frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer - making this discovery the most important medical discovery in the history of medical discoveries.Apparently, if you don't glaze your carrot enough, carcinogens may build up in the prostate. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-84890192886274701962008-04-18T17:06:00.000-07:002008-04-18T17:26:00.573-07:00

Why do polygamists all have the same awesome Rick Astley-inspired hairstyle? Is that something the men find attractive? It doesn't make sense to me. If I'm going to have 10 wives - I'd want them all to look a little different - because isn't variety the reason for being a polygamist in the first place?I bet the official hairstylist of a polygamist compound has a pretty easy job. Not much

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-55105316044975170882008-03-27T22:20:00.000-07:002008-03-27T22:19:42.662-07:00

We're well into spring now - and what better way to celebrate than with a nice and sunny weather forecast featuring Mary Gammara. In fact, every day is sunny with Mary. She could be describing the weather in Buffalo and I'd still have a smile on my face.In recent days, I've noticed a sharp increase in traffic originating from searches for Mary Gammara. Has she suddenly become mainstream? Does

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-5966588570149586802008-03-19T22:39:00.000-07:002008-03-19T23:00:04.776-07:00

Joe Francis, the creator of Girls Gone Wild is generally regarded as a douchebag. But admit, I really do admire his luck this week. After offering $1 million for Ashley Dupre (Eliot Spitzer's high-priced hooker), he quickly rescinded the offer after realizing he already had video footage of her during Spring Break 2003. Further proof that appearing on Girls Gone Wild when you're 18 is a good

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-5782178283060539532008-03-17T16:49:00.000-07:002008-03-17T17:14:11.040-07:00

Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Being an Asian, this day really confuses me - specifically, how white people can drink so much on a weekday. But what's even more confusing is how St. Patrick's Day can be a big deal in Mobile, Alabama. Watch this news story and you'll find out!

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Here she is - Ashley Alexandra Dupre. She's better known as Kristen - a world class escort with Emperor's Club VIP. She's 22, an aspiring singer, and even has a MySpace page. So she and I actually share something in common!! Of course, now she'll be more famous that I'll ever be. Unless I start sleeping with the Governor too. But somehow I don't think I'll get paid $4000 an hour for

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-83446436426618905192008-03-11T22:25:00.000-07:002008-03-11T22:40:46.589-07:00

I'm a sucker for Clementines. Whenever I see a display of them at the grocery store - I usually buy a bunch. They come in those fancy little crates and have cute names like, well... "Cuties". Plus, they count as fruit right?See, that's the thing. Whenever I eat a clementine - I feel like I'm cheating. Because they're just so tasty and easy to peel! How can I possibly be getting any vitamin

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-40029339236561248202008-03-02T20:46:00.000-08:002008-03-02T20:49:07.861-08:00

Some people in America complain that the Chinese government is backward, resulting in human rights violations across the country. But sometimes it just results in hilarity. Just last year, several cities in Henan province banned their government officials from drinking during their lunch breaks. Which means that just over a year ago - government officials still got plastered on lunchtime

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-67168315682767358542008-02-22T10:25:00.000-08:002008-02-22T10:44:36.409-08:00

Australian artist Tim Patch is too lazy to buy brushes and paint like a normal person. So he uses his penis instead. Yeah, that's right, his schlong. He calls himself Pricasso. How cute.I'm not sure if he paints only when he's erect - or also when he's flaccid - but I'm sure it makes a difference. And if he needs to be erect, how does he keep it that way? Viagra? Or does he just only paint

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-70716590017787926202008-02-20T18:48:00.000-08:002008-02-20T18:48:33.938-08:00

Jennifer Lopez and her significantly less attractive husband have reportedly struck a deal with People magazine for rights to publish photos of their twins for $6 million. Are you fucking kidding me? That's more obscene than J-Lo's ass.This is complete bullshit - celebrities are regularly getting millions of dollars for their baby photos. Jamie Lynn Spears will get $1 million from OK! magazine

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-59235365243409967022008-02-15T09:50:00.001-08:002008-02-15T13:55:36.748-08:00

I do not like Hillary. She really grinds my gears. And I will attempt to tarnish her image by taking a perfectly innocent photo out of context. Mien Führer!

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-40073417230592856292008-02-14T11:04:00.001-08:002008-02-14T12:22:18.136-08:00

Happy Valentines Day! For the first time in the 2 year history of The Lazy Asian, The Lazy Asian has somehow finagled himself a Valentine! Of course, I still think that Valentine's Day is an evil holiday created by the corporate geniuses at Victoria's Secret, The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, and effing Pajama-Gram - but having someone else to share this bullshit holiday with makes the bullshit a

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-88268602122346076392008-02-12T18:50:00.000-08:002008-02-12T18:51:35.996-08:00

The anticipation is finally over. Today, Sports Illustrated unveiled the cover for their annual Swimsuit issue. Marisa Miller is the featured model - and she's a favorite of The Lazy Asian - mainly for two big reasons: all natural beauty, and the fact that she's a surfer. Actually, four reasons. The two I just mentioned, plus her sun-kissed blond hair, and freckled skin. Actually, six

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-59223287967678468542008-01-16T16:52:00.000-08:002008-01-16T16:58:09.461-08:00

I used to think that I was the Master of Partying (having studied engineering in college and all), but I think I've found a new and worthy King. Check out this dude in Australia. This guy is pretty freaking awesome. And by awesome I mean completely lacking the ability the feel remorse for anything at all. I predict that he will live a very happy life for years to come.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-23226160700409286792008-01-14T22:05:00.000-08:002008-01-14T22:05:41.405-08:00

Happy New Year!!! I'm a couple of weeks late - but being on time isn't really what you'd expect from me anyway. To start the year off right - I wanted to find something all you fellow lazy readers can use to your benefit - perhaps incorporate into your new year's resolutions. And I think I found something perfect: Naps can actually improve your memory!!That's right - a researcher at

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-35004530558075307712007-12-17T22:20:00.000-08:002007-12-17T22:33:18.684-08:00

Check out this year's Miss Russia, 20 year old Ksenia Sukhimova. She'll represent Russia in next year's Miss World contest. Like all young Russian women, she's pretty damn hot. But this one is extra special because her name is super awesome. Just read it.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-64395177496092252102007-12-12T14:47:00.000-08:002007-12-13T12:22:32.343-08:00

Jessica Alba announced today that she's pregnant - and simultaneously, set a new benchmark for MILF's everywhere.Some guys out there are probably sad because this means that she's now officially "off-the-market". Me? I'm not sad at all. There's no way I'm going to let a little baby bump get in the way of my wet-dreams. After all, now that she's pregnant, we officially know that she's "gotten

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-55956505628197001712007-12-07T11:45:00.000-08:002007-12-07T17:10:38.530-08:00

A recent study at Johns Hopkins University shows that people who drink diet soda still have a 41 percent chance of being overweight. The study also reveals that diet-soda drinkers have a greater risk for obesity than do those who drink regular sodas.Researchers suspect this phenomenon may result from people thinking they're doing something "good" for their body when they drink diet soda - so

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-912812075652227972007-12-05T15:49:00.000-08:002007-12-05T16:29:42.110-08:00

Anders Larsson of the engineering consultancy Sweco has decided to analyze the travel pattern of Santa Claus during Christmas. According to Larsson:Between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, Santa Claus's route around the planet includes stops at 2.5 billion homes, assuming that children of all religions receive a present from the jolly man in the red suit...We estimated that there are 48 people

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-544428968438765702007-12-04T18:50:00.000-08:002007-12-04T21:51:32.198-08:00

The police commission in Thailand is considering allowing their officers to keep cool by wearing short-sleeve uniforms.Jesus - someone tell the Thai police to slow down. Their innovative thinking is blowing my mind. The next thing you're going to tell me is that they're letting their officers ride bicycles to catch the bad guys. Since riding a bicycle is faster than running on foot. Wow,

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-59672843956035279482007-11-28T09:50:00.000-08:002007-11-28T09:57:22.408-08:00

Kudos to the entrepreneur who came up with this obvious, yet brilliant idea. The Hillary Nutcracker. A nutcracker molded from the very woman that has cracked nuts all her life. The very thought of it sends shivers down Bill's spine.Some guy is going to make a small mint from this. And some 8-year old girl in China has no idea why she's installing stainless steel blades inside the thighs of

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-81583132802599107692007-11-26T20:53:00.000-08:002007-11-26T22:20:56.585-08:00

Doesn't the Monday after Thanksgiving suck a big one? It's really hard to get any work done - after all, the odds are that you've spent a good deal of time traveling, sleeping in the same room with distant relatives, and politely laughing at your dirty uncle's perverted jokes. So I completely understand if you're a little slow this week.But one of the most popular and laziest excuses that

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-11367100396621322122007-11-02T10:23:00.000-07:002007-11-02T11:00:39.410-07:00

Now here's a contest Sir-Mix-A-Lot would be proud of. At the 2007 World Backside Championships held in Munich this past week, Bulgarian Kristina Dimitrova, 19, and Romanian Andrei Andrei, 24 were voted as having the best looking butts in the world.It's a little surprising to me that they're both from the Balkans. I would have guessed that the best looking asses in the world would come from Los

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-39773739356862412202007-10-25T18:14:00.000-07:002007-10-26T13:30:09.919-07:00

Wow Wa Wee Wha!!! Check out Halle Berry's jugs! Everyone knows that Halle Berry is one of the most beautiful women in the world - but I never knew she was Hooters worthy. I admit, I sat through that shitty movie Swordfish just to catch a glimpse of her breasts - and although they were great, they definitely didn't make me want to bury my head in them.Pregnancy is obviously treating her pretty

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-10213614625259628732007-10-19T17:34:00.000-07:002007-10-19T20:35:56.720-07:00

We've all heard of stories about people seeing images of Jesus or The Virgin Mary in things as random as a grilled cheese sandwich, or a water stain on a wall. Here's yet another example - this one involves the silhouette of the late Pope John Paul II in a picture of fire.Dude, it's fire. Fire can look like a lot of things. Because it keeps moving. That's what fire does. Okay - so the guy

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-44649920886987796712007-10-18T17:58:00.000-07:002007-10-18T18:01:24.397-07:00

Her name is Gabriela Grechi and apparently, the only job requirement for a weathergirl in Italy is the ability to read from a clipboard. And induce erections.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-54377216152344216522007-10-17T21:06:00.000-07:002007-10-18T18:11:38.274-07:00

Check out Miss Mexico, Priscila Perales from the 47th Miss International beauty pageant. For a couple of obvious reasons, she was crowned the winner. I know people complain about illegal immigrants from Mexico - but if they all looked like this, I would totally let her do my housework without official papers. Or clothing.What the hell is "Miss International" anyway? I'm familiar with Miss

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-61813117362307250062007-10-12T16:20:00.000-07:002007-10-12T16:39:45.685-07:00

This week, Yu Nakajima won the Rubik's Cube World Championships in Budapest. In case you can't tell, he's Japanese.Stop the presses! An Asian boy actually won a competition that celebrates high-end problem solving and spatial recognition AND requires absolutely no social skills? The next thing you're going to tell me is that a Chinese boy won the FORTRAN Programming Championships, or a Korean

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-80396449722552132752007-10-05T13:39:00.000-07:002007-10-05T14:06:28.806-07:00

Happy October! To celebrate the month of Halloween, here's a video of the always pleasant Telemundo weather girl, Mary Gamarra. What does she have to do with Halloween? Not much really - other than she's wearing a black dress. It could be part of a sexy witches costume. See - I knew I would come up with something. I'm pretty darn clever. By the way, I'm also the genius who decided to make

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-66294375043396928932007-10-03T17:01:00.000-07:002007-10-03T20:36:08.594-07:00

Just what we needed, yet another reason for terrorists to hate America. If you haven't already seen this commercial on TV, prepare to be disgusted - or aroused if you're Rosie O'Donnell. The geniuses at Domino's Pizza have pushed the limits of inside-the-box thinking by creating a dessert pizza made with Oreo cookies. That's right - a freaking dessert pizza. Because if the load of cheese and

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-2765996198254667052007-10-01T19:54:00.000-07:002007-10-02T12:56:27.509-07:00

Wow, this one is a lay-up. But it's Monday, so what do you expect. Today, Britney Spears was ordered to relinquish custody of her children by a judge who had cited her drug-and-alcohol-fueled lifestyle. The judge also ruled that ex-husband Kevin Federline will take custody of the two children beginning Wednesday.That's correct, Keven Federline, ex-backup dancer, trucker-hat wearer, and

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-5582440743218337522007-09-19T00:15:00.000-07:002007-09-18T22:45:46.569-07:00

Karma is a beautiful thing isn't it? It's very comforting to know that no matter how douchey the douchebag, Karma will eventually bite them in the ass. Like if you wear a ski-cap to look cool in Los Angeles, you'll probably eventually go bald. Or if you drive a Hummer, you'll probably get crushed by a falling tree. Or if you murder two people and get away with it, you'll probably get charged

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-28566373039504231892007-09-14T13:18:00.000-07:002007-09-14T15:04:57.687-07:00

This week, The Burj Dubai Tower still under construction in Dubai, reached 555 metres tall (yes, I'm being fancy by using metric), surpassing the CN Tower in Toronto, Canada as the world's tallest free standing structure.This may seem noteworthy at first, but is it really? Is it that hard to build a really tall building anymore? For the past 5000 years, the human race has already proven itself

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-19835781343209944722007-08-30T00:03:00.000-07:002007-08-30T16:26:10.875-07:00

By now you've surely heard about Miss South Carolina's performance during last week's Miss Teen USA competition. In case you haven't, be prepared to be disturbed with stupidity so extreme, you might actually shed a tear.Isn't it ironic that a question dealing with the poor state of American education is answered in way that actually demonstrates the very problem the question was meant to address

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-18819027231332652642007-08-24T00:08:00.000-07:002007-08-23T23:12:57.705-07:00

I'm not much of a baseball fan - I think it's a ridiculously boring sport played by fat people - and it's something I don't ever think about unless I'm trying to save myself from embarrassment during a massage. But this week, history was made when the Texas Rangers beat the Baltimore Orioles by a score of 30-3 - which is a crapload of runs. To put this into perspective for people not familiar

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-36095944809957687342007-08-21T00:06:00.000-07:002007-08-20T22:24:50.420-07:00

Miss Teen USA 2007 takes place this Friday in Pasadena, CA. It really isn't a big deal - not too many people care about beauty pageants anymore. But if recent history tells us anything - the girls who enter beauty pageant are getting sluttier and sluttier - in other words, more accurately reflecting American youth today. So we SHOULD be interested.I haven't yet carefully reviewed this year's

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-75171235019704927502007-08-15T00:03:00.000-07:002007-08-14T22:53:29.282-07:00

Another week, another set of Chinese product recalls -- I think it's pretty obvious that Chinese manufacturers are some of the laziest Asians in the world. This week, toy manufacturer Mattel recalled 18 million toys made in China due to loose magnets and lead paint. And Gilchrist & Soames recalled toothpaste made in China that contains diethylene glycol, a chemical used in automobile

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-539816045653849802007-08-02T22:45:00.000-07:002007-08-01T23:03:52.363-07:00

Sorry guys - I know it's been a while. Here's Mary Gamarra. Again. For those of you who are new to this blog, she's a super hot weather girl on Telemundo who's the only person in the world who can turn me on with words like "precipitation".Even though we're smack in the middle of summer, I'm craving a candy cane for some odd reason.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-21646562486609602622007-07-24T00:05:00.000-07:002007-07-23T22:51:31.064-07:00

As perverted as you might think I am, I usually don't spend much time thinking about women's toiletries. But I recently came across a women's razor - and it baffled me that effort actually went into producing a new product line that's essentially a man's razor with the following minor differences:Larger, curvier handle: Does it really make that much of a difference? Some might argue that it

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-13956286830245039222007-07-17T00:05:00.000-07:002007-07-16T22:50:38.932-07:00

Besides the mainstay of barely legal porn, the latest internet craze is this short video of a prairie dog. But not just any prairie dog - this prairie dog set again dramatic music.For some reason, this is the funniest 5 seconds I've seen since that PBS documentary on the male orgasm.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-48200479670686262112007-07-10T00:10:00.000-07:002007-07-09T21:31:16.794-07:00

Yes, it's true - YOU can actually be a condom tester! Well - you actually need to live in Australia, and you don't really get paid - but still, how awesome would it be to have "Condom Tester" on your resume? And if you did add it to your resume, imagine the action words you could use.Durex Australia is selecting 200 eager men to become official testers for its new products. The position is

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-67416244316687657352007-06-28T00:02:00.000-07:002007-06-27T23:23:29.660-07:00

History was made last night when the greatest gathering of uselessness took place. Paris Hilton was interviewed by Larry King - Paris' first interview since being released from jail.I'm going to put Paris aside for now since that's a little too easy. But what's the deal with Larry King? Why does he get the exclusive interview? Why is he famous and how is he relevant? Back when I was a kid,

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-40157964943764789592007-06-26T12:08:00.000-07:002007-06-26T12:57:55.388-07:00

I wasted 2 hours of my life yesterday watching two really stupid shows on NBC. Apparently, the programming execs at the Pea-Cock network have decided to flood their summer schedule with dating shows. One is Age of Love, which stars unranked Australian Tennis player Mark Philippoussis who has to decide between 6 cougars in their 40's and 6 kittens in their 20's. The other show is Science of

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-73382733121497097802007-06-19T00:02:00.000-07:002007-06-18T20:47:14.430-07:00

Yay! It's Mary Gamarra again. I received some very positive comments from my last post about her. She's also accounted for 50% of my traffic - so I'm going to try milking her for all I can. There's a joke somewhere to be made - but I'll pass because I'm above that.I'm not really sure what she's wearing here - looks like a giant pair of boxer-briefs. But she does have that belt which totally

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-42386600982830893522007-06-12T00:12:00.000-07:002007-06-11T22:43:02.319-07:00

Last week, the organizing committee of the 2012 London Olympics unveiled the official logo of the games. Look at it. Seriously, that's the logo. It's not something I just made with Microsoft Paint to be funny. A brand consultancy actually spent one year and charged £400,000 (almost $800,000) to come up with the logo - pissing off millions of Kindergarten students around the world who felt

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-53882731275185313932007-06-10T22:56:00.000-07:002007-06-10T23:22:44.059-07:00

Well, it looks like there's still some hope left for America because Paris Hilton is back in jail. But then again, this pathetic ordeal has also been the top story on multiple newscasts around the country. So the net result is that Paris Hilton continues to contribute to America's decline as a global superpower. Good going Paris. If I have to move to China in 5 years to find a job I'm totally

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-31196755902719684112007-06-08T00:03:00.000-07:002007-06-07T22:41:31.134-07:00

Wow...Paris has done it again. First, she magically reduced her sentence in half for "good behavior". Yesterday she was sent home under house arrest for an undisclosed medical condition - spending only 3 days in jail for a 23 day sentence. Normally, I would feel sorry for someone who has the medical condition of having 10 STD's at the same time - but my compassion ends for spoiled, talentless

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-43085984065301923232007-06-01T00:03:00.000-07:002007-05-31T20:07:57.137-07:00

Allison Stokke is the internet's latest sensation - and unless you're gay or blind - it's pretty obvious why. Except unlike the thousands of sluts who purposely seek fame by posting slutty photos on MySpace or strip-tease videos YouTube, this latest internet phenomenon wasn't looking for any attention. In fact, she's kinda freaked out. Allison is a high school pole vaulter who just happens to

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-13325777707120060852007-05-18T00:06:00.000-07:002007-05-18T00:08:31.814-07:00

If you're like me, and like to keep up with important current events, then you've probably heard that Paris Hilton is going to jail for driving on a suspended license. Even more newsworthy is that she's managed to convince a judge to cut her 45-day sentence in half to just 23 days - on grounds of good behavior.I find this hard to believe, but I'm begrudgingly beginning to respect her. I have

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-47386688174059766212007-05-14T00:08:00.000-07:002007-05-13T23:41:09.192-07:00

Check out three of this year's Ms. Universe contestants - Jessica Jordan Burton, Miss Bolivia 2007, left, Natalia Guimaraes, Miss Brazil 2007, center, and Jimena Elias, Miss Peru 2007.Being a Ms. Universe judge must be one of the easiest jobs in the world. I bet they just throw darts at a map of South America to pick the winner. Because seriously, you really can't lose.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-59221128029660911382007-05-03T23:04:00.000-07:002007-05-03T23:33:55.171-07:00

I knew David Hasselhoff always enjoyed being Hooked on a Feeling - but who knew that feeling was being plastered beyond belief. Here's a video taken by the Hoff's daughter - yes daughter, urging her dad not to drink anymore. In response, he mumbles something completely incoherent.What you don't see in the video is that he then goes outside, jumps into a black Trans-Am, and starts randomly

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-56368356570699721122007-04-27T00:01:00.000-07:002007-04-27T00:01:36.774-07:00

In my continuing quest to find the hottest weather girls in the world, I bring you this jewel from Italy. And this one doesn't even pretend to know what she's talking about as she awkwardly reads directly from her clipboard. In fact, I'm fairly certain that the words coming out of her mouth aren't really registering with her brain. But I'll forgive her. As I watch this clip, I'm not thinking

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-41496515600303918432007-04-24T21:47:00.000-07:002008-06-12T11:24:37.108-07:00

If you've ever seen the vacation photos of young Asian girls, you've probably noticed that in 90% of them, they love to flash the Peace Sign. But as much as I support peace, it's the most lazy and retarded gesture to make when you're taking a picture.Come on Asian girls (and effeminate Asian guys) - are you seriously so uncreative that you can't think of anything else to do? Is the concept of

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com41tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-79108923227677677502007-04-13T00:42:00.000-07:002007-04-13T00:46:42.625-07:00

Yes, it's been a while since I last posted. And yes, I'm going to again revert to showing yet another weather girl who somehow makes me care about the weather half-way around the world. Because I recently haven't had the time to come up with anything more clever.I don't even know this girl's name. But you can find out more about her 19 seconds into the video.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-64663979899502131402007-03-29T20:22:00.000-07:002007-03-29T20:38:06.433-07:00

Holy Mother of God. I thought I had already found the hottest weather women in the world with Jackie Guerrido and Mary Gamarra. Now this one shows up and she's wearing an even shorter skirt. Her name is Ariane Brodier - and because she's French, I'm hoping that she'll easily surrender to my advances.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-31554784498072216582007-03-28T21:53:00.000-07:002007-03-28T22:13:07.753-07:00

At first I hated this American Idol contestant. He reminded me of a darker, more human looking Michael Jackson, and his hair really pissed me off.But as the weeks have gone by, and as he's somehow managed to stay on the show, I'm actually beginning to respect the dude. Why? Because he's fully embracing his lack of talent and milking America for every last minute of fame. Just look at what he

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-64450931804118724912007-03-19T18:56:00.000-07:002007-03-19T19:22:04.876-07:00

WOW. It's pretty amazing to know that there are people in the world this stupid. I have many questions - like: How have they survived through life up until this point? Is English actually their first language? And how can there be TWO of them?

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-64871016318649022232007-03-10T18:58:00.000-08:002007-03-10T22:08:25.947-08:00

Two weeks ago, Tom Brady's ex-girlfriend actress Bridget Moynahan, revealed that she's pregnant with his child. And this past week, rumors were that Brady's current girlfriend, model Gisele Bundchen, is also pregnant with his child. Latest reports indicate that the rumor might not be true - but for my sake, let's just assume that it is. Because if 3-time Superbowl champion/cocksmith Tom Brady

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-84483278613917171852007-03-08T00:36:00.000-08:002007-03-08T00:09:13.750-08:00

In case you haven't heard yet, yesterday's Mega Millions jackpot was a record $390 million. Two people won, including a 52 year-old Georgia truck driver Ed Nabors. Some other person in New Jersey won, but has yet to come forward. Probably because that person has been beaten to death for the ticket. Since he's in New Jersey.I'm happy for the truck driver. And by happy, I mean insanely jealous

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-16592529025536592122007-02-28T10:27:00.000-08:002007-10-05T15:43:21.992-07:00

Wow, it looks like the Lazy Asian's favorite weather girl Jackie Guerrido has a little competition. Her name is Mary Gamarra - and she's on Telemundo.For some reason, everytime I watch this clip, I feel like her pimp is going to beat me up for not paying.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-91475312582485755622007-02-26T00:02:00.000-08:002007-02-25T23:34:07.343-08:00

I watched the 8-hour long Academy Awards show last night. As usual, the Academy gave someone an "Honorary Oscar" - and this year it went to Ennio Morricone, a legendary Italian composer famous for his film scores. He was nominated 5 times previously and didn't win once.The Academy might think it's doing something honorary by giving out these Honorary Oscars, but we all know that it's really the

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1169624294391878862007-02-22T00:02:00.000-08:002007-02-21T22:48:54.653-08:00

I'm a huge fan of the show 24 (Mondays, 9/8 C on FOX - since they obviously need more promotion). But one thing is starting to grind my gears - and it's CTU - the Counter-Terrorism-Unit that Jack Bauer works for.During the first 2 seasons, CTU didn't bother me that much, but now that we're into the 6th season - and the 6th day that Los Angeles is under attack by yes, Terrorists - I think it's

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-32363804559761885172007-02-16T00:07:00.000-08:002007-02-15T23:13:14.483-08:00

Check out this picture of model Marisa Miller (one of my favorites) from the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. That's an iPod bikini she's wearing - keeping with the "music" theme of this year's issue. It's a pretty lazy concept for a bikini - but this time around, I'll forgive her. Next time around, I'll insist that she use a Nano instead.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1171477271931198482007-02-14T10:19:00.000-08:002007-02-14T10:21:11.966-08:00

If I had a girlfriend, I'd buy her this for Valentine's Day. Maybe that's why I don't have a girlfriend.And because I'm a nice guy, I'd probably buy her something for her top as well. Like a necklace.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1171008770258979152007-02-09T00:19:00.000-08:002007-02-09T00:20:19.173-08:00

Check out this awesome toilet. It's Roto-Rooter's "Pimped Out John". Special features include an iPod, Xbox, LCD TV, a fridge, a cycling exercise machine -- and an endless case of hemorrhoids.According to Roto-Rooter, the toilet is designed to "fulfill all your wildest bathroom dreams." It's pretty obvious that the people at Roto-Rooter don't watch much porno - because this doesn't even come

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1170288448395249872007-02-01T01:30:00.000-08:002007-02-01T01:31:06.610-08:00

Self-titled albums are stupid. Not only are they lazy, but completely pretentious. Okay - if you've had a long, well-regarded career, perhaps you can get away with it. Like The Beatles, or Bob Dylan. But Chris fucking Daughtry? His debut album is self-titled - and it's also the most repulsive type of self-titled album because he just uses his last-name.Seriously Chris - are you telling me that

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1170149623760104302007-01-30T01:03:00.000-08:002007-01-30T01:33:55.463-08:00

The poster boy for laziness actually has a Superbowl commercial coming up. You've got to hand it to K-Fed - he's actually finding a way to get that 16th minute of fame. And he's even stirring up a mini-controversy. Apparently, the National Restaurant Association (yes, that's actually a real association) is angry because they feel the commercial demeans restaurant workers, especially those who

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1169624268464772062007-01-24T00:22:00.000-08:002007-01-23T23:38:21.970-08:00

Check out these two jeans models. They're so lazy that they didn't even bother wearing anything on top. At first I was appalled. In fact, appalled to the point of arousal. But then I realized that these models are really just being super-efficient. After all, it's a waste of time and a distraction for these models to wear anything other than the article of clothing they're trying to highlight.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1169106619659065752007-01-18T00:03:00.000-08:002007-01-17T23:50:19.680-08:00

For the true champions of laziness. Once this is commercially available, I'm ordering a dozen pair of boxers. But then again, I really only need one pair right?

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1168929595449208142007-01-16T00:02:00.000-08:002007-01-15T23:20:50.646-08:00

Here's Lindsay Lohan in yet another see-through outfit. It really leaves nothing to the imagination - and thus, your imagination can afford to be lazy (clever huh?).Just say no to sluts. It depraves the mind of creativity.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1168489370476884922007-01-11T00:22:00.000-08:002007-01-10T23:22:37.643-08:00

You would think that as a child of a celebrity, you'd have a pretty sweet life - money, fame, good genes and good looks. And it really would be pretty sweet - if it wasn't for the fact that celebrities give their kids some of the most ridiculous names ever fathomed. Former model/Quasi-celebrity Brooke Burke just had a daughter yesterday, and her name is Heaven Rain - which pretty much seals her

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1168318853147427882007-01-09T00:35:00.000-08:002007-01-08T22:55:23.936-08:00

There are some weird words in the English language. But I find words that end in "dash" particularly strange. Okay, there aren't that many of them - I can only think of two off the top of my head: "Balderdash", and "Haberdasher" (that last one almost ends in dash).Why do these words exist? And who actually uses them anymore? They both sound like words that are too fancy for what they really

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1167977326471134152007-01-05T00:37:00.000-08:002007-01-04T22:10:51.116-08:00

In case you can't tell, that's Jessica Alba with her boyfriend. I have no idea who he is. But even if I make the far-fetched assumption that he isn't a douchebag, no one deserves to be with an ass that perfect. That's an ass worthy of daily worship. 3 times a day if I was still a teenager.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1167804341218463072007-01-03T21:37:00.000-08:002007-02-27T01:31:43.229-08:00

Wow - I've really been living up to this blog's title. I took a few weeks off to visit the homeland and find more of my people. There are apparently over 1 billion of them. Crazy huh?Anyway, my mind is still recovering from sensory overload in Asia (a plethora of short skirts and f-me boots) - so I'm going to continue my laziness by posting a video. But it's a pretty awesome video. Because

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1165906468450367452006-12-12T00:03:00.000-08:002006-12-11T22:56:57.503-08:00

What a fucking bitch.I'm Asian - so it's okay for me to make fun of Asians. That's the accepted rule. But Rosie is a fat cow, so she should only be allowed to make fun of cows.See you next Tuesday, Rosie.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1165214251096132772006-12-11T00:06:00.000-08:002006-12-11T00:12:39.186-08:00

Every year around this time, Lexus "December to Remember" commercials start airing on TV -- and the commercials always feature an attractive husband giving his attractive wife a car as a Christmas present. And the car always has stupid gigantic red bow on it.Does anyone actually do this? Anyone normal? Not only do you have to be pretty rich to buy a car as a present, but you also have to be

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1165560912622546932006-12-08T02:20:00.000-08:002006-12-08T02:21:04.526-08:00

I don't know what's wrong with me, but for some reason I want to watch this. It's obvious Stallone is just milking the franchise one last time to pay for more botox. But still...at least he's not Governor of California.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1165389554100565312006-12-06T00:10:00.000-08:002006-12-05T23:19:34.280-08:00

Yes, it's lovely Melissa again. Maybe she's reporting on politics, or the stock market, or even a new black plague epidemic - either way, I still have a smile on my face.And how about that hair style? There's something mysteriously alluring about a woman with her hair up. I don't know why. Maybe it's because it allows her to perform certain actions easier in certain positions... like reporting

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1165214782231077872006-12-04T00:05:00.000-08:002006-12-03T23:01:52.206-08:00

The other day I drove past a 98 Cent store. No, not a 99 Cent store - that would be boring - but a 98 Cent store. That's right, the whole concept of these stores is to under-sell the competition by 1 cent. Because saving that one penny can sometimes really add up -- after you've bought 10,000 things.I bet the 99 Cent stores are super pissed. 99 Cent stores probably thought they had come up with

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1164699842599717592006-11-28T00:04:00.000-08:002006-11-27T23:44:02.713-08:00

Happy Belated Thanksgiving. I hope everyone enjoyed stuffing themselves with turkey - even though turkey really isn't that good anyway. You have to admit, it's a pain in the ass to make - and a nice big slab of steak beats out a boring slice turkey anyday.Realizing the shortcomings of Turkey, American culinary geniuses have come up with the nastiest and laziest food invention ever - the Turducken

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1164002245985958422006-11-20T00:16:00.000-08:002006-11-19T23:34:03.690-08:00

If you haven't already heard, O.J. Simpson is releasing a new book called If I Did It, in which he hypothesizes how he would have committed the killings of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman. Feel free to wish the worst possible death upon him.Everyone already knows that O.J. is one of the worst people in the world - but apparently, he's also pretty damn lazy - because

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1163747147405327752006-11-17T00:04:00.000-08:002006-11-17T00:19:52.623-08:00

If you can believe it, this guy is actually a Junior in college. Okay, the college is in Tennessee - but still, this moron doesn't even deserve a GED. The astonished look on his face after he realizes he got the question wrong is priceless. The retarded hair also adds to the overall effect.

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1163658561544794572006-11-16T00:09:00.000-08:002006-11-16T20:58:28.126-08:00

Why are Long-Sleeve T-Shirts called "Long-Sleeve T-Shirts"? If I was a T-Shirt, I'd be pissed off that some other copycat garment was benefiting from my name - after all, the T-Shirt is a cherished icon of clothing that should be protecting its brand.It's time for the Long-Sleeve T-Shirt to stop mooching off the original short-sleeve version. A long-sleeve t-shirt doesn't even look like a "T".

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1163575920050816992006-11-15T00:03:00.000-08:002006-11-14T23:32:00.156-08:00

KFC unveiled their brand new logo yesterday. They're making a pretty big deal out of it too - the company created a 87,500 square foot version of the new logo in the Nevada desert and photographed it from space.I'm not really sure what the big deal is. It looks like someone spent an hour on Photoshop tilting Colonel Sanders' head, smoothing out some lines, and pasting on an apron. And I bet that

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The government of South Korea is in the final stages of revising an indecency law that prohibits people from wearing revealing outfits - including the all important hot pants and ever so necessary miniskirts.I'm not too familiar with the history of South Korean legislation, but has to be the biggest no-brainier in its history. Anyone who's against short-shorts should be institutionalized and

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For those of you who don't know who Melissa Theuriau is, she's a TV news anchorwoman in France. She's also hands-down, the hottest news anchorwoman in the world. At first I thought it was just because she's speaking French. Actually no - I never thought it was just her French. But it sure is a nice bonus. Kinda like discovering that your hot girlfriend's family is loaded.For some reason, I bet

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The breaking news yesterday (besides that election thing that fundamentally changed the country's leadership dynamic), was Britney filing for divorce from Kevin Federline. The official divorce filing cited "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for separation - which is white trash for "we're white trash".To the millions of people out there who confidently declared "I told you this would

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Happy Election Day! According to the latest statistics, less than 50% of you actually care. But you should. Because according to law, you're entitled to 2 hours off work today to vote. So take those 2 hours today to exercise your right as an American - and hang out at Starbucks for an extra latte.I live in California - so on election day, we're not only voting for people, but also on hundreds of

Lazy Asianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17058087141039631600noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11588261.post-1162539562402265442006-11-03T00:38:00.000-08:002006-11-02T23:39:26.776-08:00

Wow, J-Lo has some competition. As do camels.

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As I reflect back on this week's Halloween festivities, one thing sticks in my head: female costumes have become super, super slutty. Every costume shares the same fundamental design elements - short, tight, and some sort of lingerie thrown in for good measure. Even the most noble professions have been somehow made dirty by Halloween: a sexy teacher, a slutty nurse, even a naughty nun. Nothing is

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Happy Halloween. Dress up if you'd like. But please, don't dress up your pets.

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